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Burger King Food Poisoning

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I have a friend who used to work at Burger King and he told me how disgusting the kitchen and food prep in general is. He told me never to eat there, and since he told me that I haven't ate there(about a year ago). I never liked Burger King anyways. Fast food in general SUCKS, but Burger King really takes the cake.

Well I get in town this evening and I go to burger king. I have no clue why I did, I really, really, really hate burger king, but went ahead and ordered as I was getting food for

Anyways, I ate an Angus Burger (nothing says food poisoning like an Angus Burger from Burger King). About an hour and a half later I got dizzy and my stomache started hurting. Half hour later I'm hugging the toilet.

So, here I am, about to head back to hugging my toilet. I just wanted to publicly thank Burger King and tell them just how much I loveee throwing up, feeling tired, and how much i LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE LOVEEEEEE the after taste of an Angus Burger after it has been regurgitated over an hour and a half later. Tasty! Disgusting picture? Not anymore than burger king.

THANKS BURGER KING 

fucking faggots. 

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Yea.. it's been a shitty 2 months. Cold, strep, now food poisoning. I'd say food poisoning is the most comfortable and painful of them all thus far.

It's nice to catch up on some reading and all, But when it comes to the throwing up part, the dry heaves are painfulll. I don't see how bolimac chicks can do it...

I must have the immune system of a 95 year old man with a fresh heart transplant... Hopefully my immune system can finally catch a break after this and fully recover.
 
posted 1051 days ago
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Man, that sucks. I don't think food poisoning has anything to do with your immune system though. Go ahead and put all the blame on the BK.
 
posted 1051 days ago
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Is it wrong that I still want a Croissan'wich?
 
posted 1051 days ago
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Screwwww that... I'm not touching that shit ever again. This shit made me sleep til 5 pm.
 
posted 1050 days ago
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leslie briscoe said:
 
Wow. That completely brings up a memory I had forgotten. Wonder if it has something to do with my repulsion to beef. I must have been nine or ten and going through a growth spurt because I had gone to BK and eaten 2 burgers (I'm not a very big person at all). After BK, my mom and my brother and I went grocery shopping. I started to feel dizzy in the store but my mom just put me off. Just as we were in the check out aisle I puked everywhere. I had given my mom fair warning! Just a bunch of flame-broiled BK puke all over the place. Needless to say, I couldn't stomach BK again.
 
posted 1047 days ago
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Jane Holland said:
 
I had a BK experience last night that had me feeling really awful and sick too. God, it was vile. I've been trawling the net looking for fellow BK sufferers -- and lo and behold, I have found quite a few!

Don't go back there. Never. Ever. Ever.

J.
 
posted 889 days ago
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Oh trust me, I'm not going back any time soon. Since posting this, I haven't been anywhere near Burger King, Dairy Queen, Jack in the Box, or Wendy's.

Subway replaced my traditional fast food meals ;-)
 
posted 889 days ago
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Mike Walton said:
 
Please read my blog....I hate BK also Down with the King!!
 
posted 772 days ago
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posted 209 days ago
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